Morning Vibes With Dr. Jerry - the First - Episode 279/Artificial Intelligence And Sexually Transmitted Infections
Wednesday 20th June 2018
Morning Vibes With Dr. Jerry - the First
Hello and welcome to
#MorningVibesWithDrJerryTheFirst-Episode 279
Title: 6 Things People should Care Less About - Artificial
Intelligence And Sexually Transmitted Infections
In this series of the 6
Things People Should Care Less About, we have considered
3. Steroids
And today we are
considering
4. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
KILLING PEOPLE
What’s with these people
freaking out that a self-driving car ran over somebody?
Do you know how many people
die every year due to human driver error?
I’ll tell you, it’s 1.3
million people.
Humans suck at this.
Humans suck at everything.
Bring on the AI faster,
please.
I know Elon Musk thinks
robots are going to murder us all and turn us all into more efficient
toothpicks, but Hal 9000 still can’t handle “right on red.” So let’s chill for
a beat.
5. SEXUALLY-TRANSMITTED
INFECTIONS
If you’re like me, your
sex education included hours upon hours of detailed descriptions about how AIDS
is going to kill you, herpes is going to ruin your life, syphilis killed a
bunch of famous people 200 years ago, and pretty much everything else will rot
your male or female organ off and/or give you cancer. Moral of the story: Don’t
have sex with anyone. Ever.
In college, once I
blossomed into a strapping young lad and enjoyed my first few drunken trysts, I
became terrified that said rot would destroy said dick. So I compulsively got
tested for said STIs because I had disobeyed said sex education.
Well, after like the third
test coming back negative for everything, the doctor sat me down and told me,
very honestly, that I didn’t have to come by so often, that the vast majority
of STIs are relatively harmless and very treatable, and as long as I’m wrapping
my junk up in a raincoat, there’s probably not much to worry about.
And sure enough, upon
doing the research myself, she was right.
Most STIs are pretty
harmless (and common!). What the hell was I so afraid of?
This was such a big deal
to me (and a lot of terrified young readers, at the time) that I summarized all
of the research in an article called "An honest to God Guide to STDs"
That article covers
everything in detail, so I won’t repeat it here. But the TL;DR is, “Calm your
overworking organ … and then cum on them.” Yes, use condoms and get tested.
But don’t hyperventilate
every time you do a little horizontal polka. All is going to be fine. I
promise.
Until I come your way
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Written By Mark Manson
Source: Mark Manson
Hahahahah. This got me thinking .Thanks
ReplyDeleteGot you thinking of those "good ol' days?"
Deletethey are also here, just tune in