Morning Vibes With Dr. Jerry - the First - Episode 279/Artificial Intelligence And Sexually Transmitted Infections

Wednesday 20th June 2018

Morning Vibes With Dr. Jerry - the First

Hello and welcome to #MorningVibesWithDrJerryTheFirst-Episode 279

Title: 6 Things People should Care Less About - Artificial Intelligence And Sexually Transmitted Infections

In this series of the 6 Things People Should Care Less About, we have considered

1. MassShootings And Terrorism

2. Saving The Children

3. Steroids

And today we are considering

4. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE KILLING PEOPLE

What’s with these people freaking out that a self-driving car ran over somebody?

Do you know how many people die every year due to human driver error?

I’ll tell you, it’s 1.3 million people.

Humans suck at this.

Humans suck at everything.

Bring on the AI faster, please.

I know Elon Musk thinks robots are going to murder us all and turn us all into more efficient toothpicks, but Hal 9000 still can’t handle “right on red.” So let’s chill for a beat.

5. SEXUALLY-TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS

If you’re like me, your sex education included hours upon hours of detailed descriptions about how AIDS is going to kill you, herpes is going to ruin your life, syphilis killed a bunch of famous people 200 years ago, and pretty much everything else will rot your male or female organ off and/or give you cancer. Moral of the story: Don’t have sex with anyone. Ever.

In college, once I blossomed into a strapping young lad and enjoyed my first few drunken trysts, I became terrified that said rot would destroy said dick. So I compulsively got tested for said STIs because I had disobeyed said sex education.

Well, after like the third test coming back negative for everything, the doctor sat me down and told me, very honestly, that I didn’t have to come by so often, that the vast majority of STIs are relatively harmless and very treatable, and as long as I’m wrapping my junk up in a raincoat, there’s probably not much to worry about.

And sure enough, upon doing the research myself, she was right.

Most STIs are pretty harmless (and common!). What the hell was I so afraid of?

This was such a big deal to me (and a lot of terrified young readers, at the time) that I summarized all of the research in an article called "An honest to God Guide to STDs"

That article covers everything in detail, so I won’t repeat it here. But the TL;DR is, “Calm your overworking organ … and then cum on them.” Yes, use condoms and get tested.

But don’t hyperventilate every time you do a little horizontal polka. All is going to be fine. I promise.

Until I come your way again, this is #MorningVibesWithDrJerryTheFirst

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Written By Mark Manson

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